Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Dear Alex

Hi peeps! I have yet to receive the pictures from Hotstuff. So today I shall blog a VERY VERY interesting topic!

Since Ms Hayma has been teaching us about how to do business letter writing. Then I shall practice how to write a CONGRATULATORY NEWS letter to Alex(some bastard a.hole).

Okay. So its the address first right?

Alex ----
Student
123 Asshole road
Sinapore 291250

Dear Alex

Congratulations for being rejected by Clare. You have been officially moved to the last rank of her guy's list. However, we will still award you with a $100 voucher on how to have 'your own mind class'.

Though it has been tough for Clare to hear such nonsensical stuff about how she does not have her own mind and how she is too afraid to tell you that she doesnt like you. She has finally plucked up the courage to actually tell you to FARK OFF.

Finally, Congratulations on finding a new girl. Hopefully, this relationship will miraculously turn you into a matured 19 year old.

Sincerely
ClareElizabeth
Student

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